How do I do HTML (hyper text transfer protocol)?

When HTML, how might one reasonably acquire and/or make use of the end-user's TCP/IP internet connectivity adding or removing cookies based on Javascript loops and variables to better the experience of users by increasing speed in an A/B or A/A serialized server architecture ranging from API calls to backwards compatibility of software and updates communications runtime environment on multi-platform architectures and user interfaces in multiple languages systems PHP frameworks such as graphics and audio processing within advanced subroutines in object oriented environments, computers?